A Ring Comes Full Circle

(A male client enters the store, and is browsing the diamond ring section.)

Me: “Good morning! How can I help you today?”

Customer: “I’m hoping to find a maternity ring for my wife.”

Me: “Oh, how sweet! You are expecting a baby?”

Customer: “Oh heaven forbid NO! We have four already!”

Me: “Oh, then you must mean an eternity ring.”

Customer: “Eternity! Yes! That’s the one!”

(He proceeds to purchase a very expensive diamond ring for his wife.)

Me: “Thank you, sir! Have a great day!”

(The customer returns to the store three days later.)

Me: “Hi! Did you wife like the ring you bought her?”

Customer: “She did, but I jinxed myself.”

Me: “Uh oh, is it what I think it is?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “So, another maternity ring?”

(He then went out and bought me a big box of chocolates, and then after the baby was born, brought him in for cuddles!)