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A Ring-around Runaround

| Friendly | January 27, 2014

(I’m a female. My friend had just broken up with her boyfriend, since all he wanted was sex.)

Friend: “If you like something put a ring on it.” *looks at me* “Why the h*** haven’t you given me a ring yet?”

Me: *blinks and makes a ring out of paper towel and wraps it around her ring finger* “There, now you have one.”

Friend: *shows it off to the other people at the table*

(Two minutes later.)

Friend: *rips the ring off and throws it at me* “I’m tired of your crap! I’m breaking up with you!”