A Request That Raises Eyebrows
Customer: “Hi, can I see Ken for brows?”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “Can I see Ken for brows?”
Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t have a Ken.”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “Sorry, perhaps I misheard you.”
Customer: “Brows.”
Me: “I got that, but who did you want to see?”
Customer: “I don’t care.”
Me: “Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see Ken.”
Customer: “WHAT? NO, I SAID I WANTED TO SNEAK IN FOR BROWS!”
Me: *laughs* “Oops, my apologies.”
Customer: “You know what? It’s fine.” *walks out*
(I’m 99.9% sure she just got harshly dumped by a man named Ken.)
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