A Remote Knowledge Of Geography

| Working | March 13, 2015

Me: “Yes, hello. I’d like to complain about the time it took my package to arrive. I paid for express shipping and it took ten days to get to Victoria.”

Customer Service: “Well, we do recommend that if you live in a rural or remote area, you plan on having a little more time.”

Me: “…Victoria is not a rural area.”

Customer Service: “Anything outside a major metropolitan area—”

Me: “It’s the provincial capital.”

Customer Service: “Well, it’s still fairly remote, isn’t it?”

Me: “Only if you measure things by how far they are from Toronto.”

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