A Religious Tipping Point

Another after-church Sunday crowd story. A group of ten was settling the bill. They pay the exact amount on a $350 order: zero tip. I don’t say anything, but I must have made a face, because the ‘leader’ of the table says:

Diner: “We aren’t leaving a tip because God will take care of you and your bills.”

Me: “Sir, where do you work?”

Diner: “Why?”

Me: “I want to call them and tell them to quit paying you, because God.”

He wasn’t amused, but he wasn’t tipping me anyway, so f*** it.