A Relationship With Many Selling Points

| Romantic | May 29, 2014

(My mom is running the auction for my school. She is very stressed as she is the only one coordinating the event. My step-dad relays to me what happens one night.)

Step-Dad: “Last night I woke up to your mom standing beside the bed. All I heard was ‘and then there’s this bed… and it even comes with a husband in it.’ I then proceeded to get her back in bed although I still wonder who she was trying to sell me to…”

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