Expose Your Pants And Generate Rants

(I’m on my way home. The bus is half empty. A teenage boy with his pants half way down gets up and goes to the door, waiting for the bus to stop. He passes by a mother with a four-year-old daughter.)

Daughter: “Mum, that guy wants to sleep with men!”

Mother: “Oh god, no! Why do you think so?”

Daughter: “Because dad said that only f****** in the prison wear their pants this way.”

Mother: “No, honey, he isn’t a f*****, and the word is ‘gay,’ not ‘f*****.'”

Daughter: “No, mum. ‘Gay’ is someone like Uncle Tommy who likes Uncle Charlie. F***** is someone who doesn’t know how to pull up his pants and wants to sleep with men. Dad told me.”

Mother: “… I think I need to talk with your father.”