A Real Woman Of Characters

(Even though we chat online, I send my long-distance girlfriend handwritten letters about once or twice a week. This is my first relationship, and I’m not used to writing love letters.)

Me: “This might be the most ridiculous letter I’m composing to you.”

Girlfriend: “Ridiculous?”

Me: “Well, page 2 begins with, ‘Other Things That Count As Tacos‘.”

Girlfriend: “This is going to be awesome to read!”