A Real Chirp On Your Shoulder
(It’s my day off. During the day it’s usually just my grandparents at home. They’re watching a movie. We have lots of pets, four of them are parrots. One of them likes to join conversations.)
Grandpa: “What just happened?”
Grandma: “He just when shoot dah guy!”
Parrot: “Huh?”
Grandma: *shouting* “I said he just when shoot dah guy!”
Grandpa: “I heard you dah first time!”
Parrot: “What?”
Grandpa: “I said I already heard you!”
Grandma: “Why are you yelling at me? I’m not deaf!”
Parrot: “Why?”
(From here it dissolves to bickering, meanwhile all four parrots start laughing. Best day off ever.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
