A Raging Torrent Of Stupid

(I work in a five-star hotel on the riverfront so everyone usually needs to have a ‘riverview room.’ An elder couple proceed to the desk and I start the check-in process.)

Me: “Good afternoon and welcome to the hotel. May I please have your passports and a credit card?”

(The check-in goes on for a bit and then:)

Guest: “May we please have a view to the Danube?”

Me: “I am very sorry, ma’am, but there is no Danube in this state. We have the Moldau here.”

Guest: “I want to see the Danube.”

Me: “As I just said, ma’am, the river by the hotel is called Moldau.”

Guest: “I want to have a view to the Danube.”

Me: “Don’t worry, you will have a nice view to the Moldau.”

Guest: “No, I want the Danube!”

Me: *sighs* “Okay, your room has the view to the Danube river. Enjoy your stay!”