A Puppy Is For Life, But Not A Puppy Their Whole Life
I am feeding the puppies at our animal shelter, and my manager comes up to me.
Manager: “If you see a ditzy-looking woman in pink hot pants, absolutely do not let her start any puppy adoption process.”
Me: “Why?”
Manager: “Because she just asked me if we can change their DNA to make them stay puppies forever, and I don’t want another living thing to be subjected to that level of stupid.”
Puppies give us so much, the least we can do is make sure they go to responsible homes. Sadly, that doesn’t seem to be the case with these 12 Stories About Amazing Puppies (And Some Customers Who Are Too Stupid To Own Them).
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?