A Punny Shelf-Study
(I am well-known for liking puns but also tend to be quite gullible. My brother comes into my room and begins to talk to me.)
Brother: “One of my books fell down and hit me on the head.”
Me: “Which one?”
Brother: “I only have my shelf to blame.”
Me: “But whi-”
(Realisation dawns upon me and I stand up, picking up the nearest item of clothing on the floor, which happens to be my nightie, and begin to hit my brother repeatedly with it.)
Brother: “You liked it!”
Me: *leaning against my bedroom wall and laughing* “Yeah. I did.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?