A Pun-gent Job Market

(My husband and I are sitting at home, watching hockey.)

Husband: “Did I tell you I applied for a job at the zoo?”

Me: *not taking my eyes off the game* “Huh? I thought you like where you work.”

Husband: “That’s okay. They told me I was un-KOALA-fied. Get it?”

Me: *finally looking over at his huge grin* “I think I hate you right now.”