A Private Collector’s Item

(One of my coworkers was going to England and insisted we tell her what souvenirs we would get. When she gets back she puts our boss’ one on her desk and comes to chat to me.)

Me: “Thanks for the Doctor Who toy. It’ll go great in my collection…”

Boss: *running down the hall, waving her gift in her hands* “Oh, my gosh! Thank you so much for the panties. They’re perfect. They feel great!” *leaves*

Me: “Um…”

Coworker: “It’s what she wanted. It could be worse. At first I thought she was going to be modelling them when she came in.”