A Priceless Comment

(My mum and I have a habit of buying clothes for each other if we see them reduced in the shops, as neither of us have much time or money. I’ve just bought her something that was reduced from £22 to £5.)

Mum: “Are you sure it was only £5? You didn’t actually pay £22, did you?”

Me: “What would you do if it actually was £22?”

Mum: “Take it back for the money!”