A Price For The Devil To Pay, Part 4
(I graduated with a PhD in mathematics from a major state university, but being from a fairly tight-knit family, when a storm takes out power to my grandfather’s family-owned business many family members go to help keep things running.)
Customer: “I’m so glad you’re open without power. I can finally get some shopping done.”
Me: “Yeah, I guess a power outage has its upsides, frees up some time.”
Customer: “No, no, no. I had a vision from God, and he told me that math and money were created by the devil…”
Me: “Umm… and the storm changes that how?”
Customer: “Well, without power, you don’t have those machines to add for you, so we can go back to good old fashioned charity, like God intended.”
Cousin: “You do realize we can do the math in our head, right? I mean this guy has a PhD in mathematics. I think he can add some prices up. Also, we have a backup generator; the registers should be up now.”
(The customer couldn’t get out of the store fast enough, brandishing a cross at the cash registers. Apparently, anyone who can do some mental addition is a servant of the devil; that or he wanted free stuff, your pick.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?