A Poultry Amount Of Meat

| Related | June 21, 2013

(We have just gotten back from the supermarket. Among the purchases is a chicken, bought on the hot counter at the deli. My mother has unwrapped the chicken and put it on a plate.)

Mum: “Do you want some of this chicken?”

(She begins to slice it, as I’m unpacking the rest of the bags.)

Mum: “You know, this chicken isn’t very good. Look, there’s hardly any meat on it.”

(I look across, and see immediately what the problem is.)

Me: “Mum, you’ve got it upside down.”

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