A Popcorn Is Half Empty Kind Of Person
Movies & TV | Right | May 3, 2011
(Two customers come up, but pay separately.)
Customer #1: *pays*
Me: “Have a nice day.”
Customer #1: “Thanks.”
Customer #2: *pays*
Me: “Enjoy your movie.”
Customer #2: “Thanks, dear.”
(The first customer stares at me.)
Customer #1: “I’ll ‘enjoy my movie’ too.” *sulks away*