A Poke Is Not A Joke

(It is a pretty slow night, so we are hanging out with our boss by his desk, just having a good time. He is a heavy-set and diabetic. He has just finished giving himself an insulin injection. Without warning, he stabs my coworker with his used needle.)

Coworker: “Ouch!”

Boss: *laughs hysterically*

Me: “Did you just stab him with your dirty needle!?”

Boss: *still laughing* “Yeah, you want some too?” *tries to stab me*

Me: “Uh, no…” *grabs coworker* “…I think we need to get back to work.”

Boss: “That’s what you get for standing around!”