A Poem A-Pooing

Chats & DMs | Friendly | September 18, 2014

(I have a friend who shares my very offbeat sense of humor. Despite her being out of state, we are very close. I haven’t heard from her for an entire day, and since we talk so often this worries me. I send the following poem to her via text.)

Me:
“Do you wish you could get rid of those bodies in your garage?
Do you feel like you really need a good pelvic massage?
Do you want to eat all your chocolate today,
Or do you think it’ll taste just as good tomorrow anyway?
May I ask you how you’re doing,
Or is my time better spent a-pooing?”

(She got a good laugh out of it.)

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