A Pizza Of Very Few Words
(I am working at a pizza place. One night three teenagers come in, very obviously high. I take their order and give them their number. They sit down and I start folding silverware. After about two minutes, the cook motions behind me. One of the kids is standing behind the drink station. All I can see is the top half of his head over the station.)
Me: “Can I help you with anything?”
Customer: *mumbles incoherently*
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “Waiting.”
Me: “Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Do you need a refill?”
Customer: *quiet for a moment, then points to the ovens* “Waiting.”
Me: “O… kay?”
(He stood there until the pizza came out and they ate the whole pizza in about five minutes.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
