A Picture Perfect Response

(I need some minor, routine maintenance done on my DSLR camera, so I take it to a camera store near me. This store sells nothing but cameras and camera-related equipment, and is very clearly advertised as such.)

Employee: “Hi! How can I help you?”

Me: “Hi, do you do cleaning or maintenance here?”

Employee: “Before I answer that… You are talking about cameras, right?”

Me: “Yes. Yes, I am.”

(I can only imagine the kind of stupidity that made that question necessary.)