A Picture Perfect Resolution

Drug Store, Editors' Choice, Funny Stories, New Jersey, Photo Lab, USA | Right | December 29, 2010

Me: “Hello, sir. How can I help you?”

Customer: “I came in a couple of hours ago to pick up my pictures, and my wife says we’re seventeen pictures short! This always happens when we come here! Is it really so hard to keep track of one f****** order?”

(The customer continues to rant for several minutes, getting louder and more obscene. The phone rings.)

Me: “Thank you for calling [Store]. How may I help you?”

Caller: “I was in there an hour and a half ago and the dumb*** in front of me left seventeen pictures on the counter that I accidentally took home with my pictures. What kind of moron leaves pictures on the counter?”

(I hand the phone to the irate customer.)

Me: “It’s for you.”

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