A Pet Hate

| MO, USA | Romantic | April 16, 2014

(My fiancé and I are talking about different kinds of pets. I have just mentioned that I do not want to have a bird.)

Fiancé: “But I would love to have a trained falcon!”

Me: “Yeah, okay.”

Fiancé: “A falcon would be the best pet. Because then it could eat other people’s pets.”

Me: “…”

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