A (Past) Tense Situation
Restaurant | Romantic
| October 3, 2014
(My boyfriend is not enthusiastic about birthdays or gift-giving, while I love both. We’ve been dating for almost a year, but we met on a popular dating website.)
Me: “Unfortunately for you, I’ll remember when your birthday is. If you didn’t want me to, you shouldn’t have made it part of your username.”
Boyfriend: “What username?”
Me: “On [dating site].”
Boyfriend: “Oh. I don’t even remember what your username was…”
Me: *sarcastic* “Well, I can understand that, what with the hundreds of girls you were talking to every day.”
Boyfriend: “What do you mean, ‘were’?”
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