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A (Past) Tense Situation

| Romantic | October 3, 2014

(My boyfriend is not enthusiastic about birthdays or gift-giving, while I love both. We’ve been dating for almost a year, but we met on a popular dating website.)

Me: “Unfortunately for you, I’ll remember when your birthday is. If you didn’t want me to, you shouldn’t have made it part of your username.”

Boyfriend: “What username?”

Me: “On [dating site].”

Boyfriend: “Oh. I don’t even remember what your username was…”

Me: *sarcastic* “Well, I can understand that, what with the hundreds of girls you were talking to every day.”

Boyfriend: “What do you mean, ‘were’?”

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