A Party Pooper
(I am using the bathroom and hear my six-year-old son in the other bathroom on the other side of the wall.)
Son: “WOOHOO!… WOOHOO!… WOOHOO!”
Me: *yelling loudly so he can hear me through the wall* “GOING POTTY USUALLY ISN’T A REASON TO CELEBRATE LIKE THAT, BUDDY!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?