A Number Of Bad Jokes

, , , , | Right | June 14, 2020

Me: “Hi. How are you today?”

Customer: “Fine, thanks. You?”

Me: “Doing well, thanks. Are you a member of our rewards program?”

Our program allows for lookups with phone numbers or email addresses.

Customer: “Can I give you my phone number?”

Me: “That’s awfully forward of you. I’m flattered.”

Customer: “Wha—”

Me: “What’s the number?”

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