A November I’d Rather Not Remember
(I am in the car, about to drive my boyfriend to the bus station. It’s about 4:30 am in November, so it’s extremely cold outside.)
Me: “Geez, babe, it sure is cold out here.”
Boyfriend: “Yeah, it is.”
Me: “You know, with how hot you are and all, you’d think your hotness would’ve radiated and warmed everything up!”
Boyfriend: “Really? If you need to be warm, I can fart…”
Me: *facepalm*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
