A Not So Pregnant Pause For Thought
Movies & TV | United Kingdom |
Right | November 25, 2010
Customer: “Can I have an adult and two students for [film]?”
(The film is rated ‘15’, and the two children with her look like they might not be old enough.)
Me: “Can I just ask your dates of birth?”
First Child: “September 1995.”
Second child: “Umm…”
Me: “I’m sorry, I can’t sell you the tickets as your son can’t give me a date of birth to confirm he is 15.”
Customer: “Oh, for God’s sake! He was born in August 1995. They’re my children. I think I know how old they are! Now will you sell us the tickets!”
Me: “Wait, they’re both your children?”
Customer: *annoyed* “Yes!”
Me: “And they were only born a month apart?”
Customer: “Yes!”
Me: “You have to be pregnant for nine months.”
Customer: “Yes! So?”
Customer: *realises*
(The customer swears and walks off.)
