A Nightmare Relationship

(My boyfriend and I have been friends online for years. We recently started dating, though since it’s long distance we Skype every day. During a video call, I am wearing a long sleeved, red and black, striped shirt.)

Boyfriend: “I like your shirt.”

Me: “Oh, thank you!”

Boyfriend: “You look like Freddy Krueger!”

(I raise a brow and chuckle.)

Me: “Uh, thank you?”

(He grins and speaks in the most cutesy tone possible.)

Boyfriend: “No wonder you’re always in my dreams!”