A New Year’s Resolution
(I have driven my SUV onto a median on New Year’s Eve. It has hit in such a way that the tires are on either side of the median and thus useless. No one stops to help, until a woman and her niece pull over.)
Woman: “Hi, I’m [Name] and this is my niece. We noticed you guys were in a little trouble there. Would you like a hand?”
Me: “It’s all right; the car is totally stuck. We’ll just have to wait for a tow truck.”
Woman: “We can at least try. We’re pretty strong; it runs in the family.”
Me: “You two are very kind, but it’s a big car and very heavy. Even I couldn’t budge it. Go on home and have a great New Year!”
Niece: “C’mon, sir, at least let us try. Get in and put it in reverse; my aunt and I will push.”
Me: *reluctantly* “Okay…”
(I get in the car and put it in reverse.)
Woman: “Okay, [Niece.] 1… 2… 3!”
(The two start pushing on the car, and somehow, it moves. After a minute, they’ve pushed it clear off the median and back into the road. It’s somehow undamaged.)
Me: “Thank you, thank you, thank you! What can I give you guys for this? How did you even do that?”
Woman: “No need to give us anything. This is what we do. And I told you: it runs in the family. Have a great New Year!”
(They drive away. The way they showed up at the right moment and pushed the SUV off the median undamaged, even without the use of tires, was nothing short of miraculous. To this day I wonder if they were just two very strong women, or were they something more.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?