A New Season(ing) Of The Undead
(I am talking about my zombie preparedness plan. My girlfriend is a really bad runner, and also kind of clumsy, so she wouldn’t have much of a chance against the undead.)
Girlfriend: “If there was a zombie apocalypse, I would sprinkle myself with salt and pepper.”
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