A New Phone Rolling Service

(On the phone with a customer:)

Customer: “I was just at your store and you forgot my rolls.”

Me: “No problem, sir, just come on back and we’ll give you your rolls.”

Customer: “You mean I’ve got to drive all the way back there?”

Me: “Yes, sir, I can’t deliver them to you.”

Customer: “But I got two of the specials and you didn’t give me my rolls.”

Me: “I understand that, sir, and if you come back, I’ll give them to you.”

Customer: “But I don’t want to drive all the way back!”

Me: “Well, I can’t give them to you over the phone.”

Customer: “Oh, okay.”

(He was back five minutes later.)