A New Kind Of Ring Toss

| Romantic | January 7, 2014

(My boyfriend and I have just had sex. We start looking for our clothes. He has gone to the opposite corner of the room to text his roommate that we are done.)

Me: “I cannot find my underwear! Where is it?”

(I accidentally grab his boxers and toss them toward him without looking.)

Me: “Where are they?”

Boyfriend: “Hey! Stop!”

Me: *not looking up* “What?”

Boyfriend: “You have to stop and look at me!”

Me: *finally looking up* “Oh, my God!”

(The boxers had managed to ring themselves on his penis!)

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