A New Breed Of Stupid

(My partner and I are at home, and we have his daughter over. My partner is on the computer.)

Partner: “Oh! They discovered a new animal today. It’s called the Olinguito. It’s cute. I want one! Look at it.”

(My partner shows the picture to his daughter.)

Partner’s Daughter: “What is it?”

Partner: “It’s the new animal they discovered called the Olinguito.”

Partner’s Daughter: “If they just discovered it, how do they know what it’s called?”