A New Batch Just Came In From Mutation Springs!

Customer: “This turkey you sold me has no arms or legs.”

Me: “Ma’am, that’s a turkey breast, not a whole turkey.”

Customer: “Are you sure? I thought this was just a small turkey.”

Me: “I’m positive. That is a turkey breast.” 

Customer: “Why are the holidays so hard?”

Me: “Happy Thanksgiving!”

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