A Natural Conclusion

| Romantic | May 23, 2014

(I’m standing with my boyfriend of two or so weeks and his friend waiting for a bus. Somehow we get on to the topic of gay marriage, and I realise that both are homophobic.)

Me: “Why is this such a big issue for you? Why do you have such a prejudice against LGBTQ people?”

Boyfriend’s Friend: “It isn’t natural!”

Boyfriend: “Yeah. Penises are meant for vaginas. Not other men’s a**-holes.”

Me: “Not natural? That’s your argument?”

Boyfriend: “Well, yeah.”

Me: “Huh. So you’re saying that penises go in vaginas? That’s it?”

Boyfriend: “Well, yeah.”

Me: “Good to know. Guess you won’t be needing blow jobs or anal then.”

(His friend tells him he’s been ‘burned’ before they both go quiet. It’s now over 18 months later and I’m still with him. He’s now much less homophobic, and I’m still working on his friend!)

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