A Name Adjustment

(Our local chiropractor office is very small, and often times you can hear things from the adjoining room. While waiting for our adjustments, my husband and I hear the following conversation.)

Doctor: “…and I see that you’re under a lot of stress right now.”

Wife: “How’d you know that?”

Doctor: “Well, you’re obviously fighting with each other.”

Wife: *shouting* “How did you know that!?”

Doctor: “Well, your husband wrote your names on the sign in sheet as ‘[Husband’s Name] and Butthead‘.”