A Movie Romance

(We’re at home, watching ‘The Big Bang Theory,’ while my boyfriend is clicking around on the computer, setting me up with Netflix.)

Me: “Honey?

Boyfriend: “Yes?”

Me: “Do you know this eCard? It’s naming ‘Netflix, Oreos and Sweatpants’ as a relationship status.”

Boyfriend: “Not until now, but I love it already.”

Me: “We are now in a polyamorus relationship with Netflix.”