A Mother’s Condomnation
(My 17-year-old cousin has brought her boyfriend to a family party. Most people still think she’s really innocent.)
Younger Cousin: “If you get pregnant at my school, they kick you out!”
Cousin: “Well you’re 14. Don’t worry about getting pregnant for another 10 years.”
My Mom: “How about you?”
Cousin: “Well… I’m a senior, and then college, so maybe five years?”
My Sister: “What about me?”
Cousin: “Absolutely not. Use a condom. They’re [price] for a 12-pack at [Store]. That’s including tax.”
My Mom: “And how would you know this?”
Cousin: “Uh…”
My Mom: “And a 12-pack?”
Cousin: “Bye!”
(I hide in my boyfriend’s chest.)
Boyfriend: “Well… at least we’ll always be prepared?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?