A Moment On The Lips, A Lifetime In Hell

| Friendly | February 25, 2015

(The priest at the local church usually has coffee in the student union once a week in order to connect with students at the university. This particular week, the union is busy with a ‘study abroad’ fair, and most tables are reserved with piles of candy. He doesn’t notice it, and chooses to sit at one of them with us.)

Priest: “Ooh! We have candy! How did that happen?”

Me: “Father, this table is reserved. I think it’s for the fair.”

Priest: “It’s MINE now. Want some?”

Me: “Umm… isn’t that stealing?”

Priest: “No, it’s okay. I’m giving it to you.”

Me: “But it’s not yours.”

Priest: “But I’m a priest, so it’s okay.”

Me: “Well. I’m not going to go to Hell because I let a priest steal candy!”

Priest: “Hey, fine! Be that way!” *spotting another student across the union* “HEY, [Student]! I HAVE CANDY! Do you want some?”

Me: “It’s not actually his candy.”

Student: *looks confused and declines*

Priest: “WHY DO I LET YOU IN MY CHURCH?!”

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