A Modern Translation To Boot
High School | Learning
| June 16, 2014
(We are learning a Jewish love song in my class. The teacher has translated the lyrics for us and wants us to connect it to what teenagers would say nowadays.)
Teacher: “Okay, this line means ‘you are like the finest silk and spices.’ How would you interpret that, as teenagers?”
Student: “The booty is real.”
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What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
