A Mockery Of The Language
Customer #1: “Two coffees, please.”
Customer #2: “Milk in mine.”
Me: “Sounds great. One regular coffee, one cafe au lait.”
Customer #1: “What did you say?”
Me: “Uh, cafe au lait.”
Customer #1: “I’ve never heard that before.”
Customer #2: “That’s ’cause it’s Mexican. Café O-L-E. Olé. I swear they’re taking over!”
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
