A Message From The Messiah
(I am calling a patron up to tell them they had accidentally turned in a DVD case without the disk inside. I get their answering machine.)
Machine: “Thank you so much for calling me on this blessed day Jesus has provided for us. Praise Jesus and all his wonders. Praise God and everything he has given us. For he is our savior and we should all bow down to his golden light. Praise Jesus, praise Him, praise the Lord! Thank you for calling me and have a wonderful, BLESSED day!”
(The machine finally beeps to let me leave a message.)
Me: “Um… hello, Miss [Name]. I am calling today because you returned a DVD case without the disk inside. I have renewed the item and you can return it to us anytime before then. Thank you, and… um… Praise Jesus.”
(I hung up and realized a split second later what I had just said.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
