A Melan-Collie Sleep

(It is late at night, and my dad is sleeping on the couch. I open the back door of the house to give our border collie a treat, but instead, he bursts through the door and runs straight for dad.)

Dad: “Mmmpphhh…mmmpppphhhh!”

Me: “Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap…”

(Dad is very bad-tempered if he’s woken up early. To my horror, the dog is writhing around on top of dad’s head.)

Me: “Oh crap!”

Dad: “Mmppphhh!”

(I grab the dog around the midsection and drag him outside, then head back in to face the music, only to find…)

Dad: *SNORE*

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