A Matter Of Wife And Debt

(I am recovering from recently fainting and having a seizure. I don’t remember what happened, but according to onlookers it was very scary and my husband saved me from choking to death. A few days later, I collapse into bed after a long day at work.)

Husband: “Hey, can I have an [intimate act]?”

Me: “Um, no.”

Husband: “You owe me a life debt!”

Me: “Are you sure you want to use it on an [intimate act]?”

Husband: “Are you going to do it anyway?”

Me: “No.”

Husband: “Then yes. Yes I do.”