A Marriage Of Convenience
(My boyfriend and I are watching a show. A character is telling another character about the benefits of marriage: streamlined paperwork, ease of passing through customs, and (of course) tax breaks. We have had similar discussions in the past.)
Boyfriend: *laughing* “It’s so true!”
Me: “Yes, those are basically the sorts of reasons we would get married if we ever get married.”
Boyfriend: “Plus it would make it harder for you to leave me if I get really fat!”
Me: “Aaaaaand vice versa.”
Boyfriend: *in a small, quiet voice* “What have I done?”
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