A Man Of Many Faces, All Of Them Dumb

(I had lost my entire wallet just a week prior. A customer approaches my check stand. He has an eighteen-pack of beer on the belt, and he looks about twenty years old.)

Me: *ringing him up* “ID, please.”

Customer: “You got it!”

(The customer pulls out a wallet that looks exactly like mine, broken chain and all. He then proceeds to show me my own ID.)

Me: *taking my wallet back from him* “Two problems with this.”

Customer: “What the h***, man?!”

Me: “First off, this is MY ID; MY wallet. Secondly, I’m not twenty-one, and neither is this thing.”

Customer: *runs out of the store*

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