A Little Tip From Up North

(My dad and I have traveled to Philly from Canada to see one of our favourite bands in concert. I am about 23. We go up to the bar.)

Me: “Two beers, please.”

Bartender: “You got any ID on you?”

(I hand her my Canadian ID.)

Bartender: *in a snarky tone* “Oh, you’re Canadian?” *scoffs*

Me: “Yup, and in Canada we only tip bartenders who aren’t b****es.”