A Little Thing Called Responsibility
(I walked into a game store and there was a violent carjacking on the local news where a poor couple had been killed. The only person behind the counter is a good friend of mine and a middle-aged woman walks in.)
Woman: “I can’t believe today’s violence. I blame that, the violent media.”
Me: “Yeah, people are a little crazy these days.”
Woman: *to my friend* “Can I have that Call of Duty 4 there, please?”
My Friend: “Um, who are you buying this for? It’s a little survey the store is doing…”
Woman: “Oh, of course! It’s for my 13-year-old son. ”
(As soon as she left, my friend and I busted out laughing.)